The Promises Video Game Stars Should Make For 2014
Published on January 01, 0001
2014?! Thank god. I was really getting tired of 2013. Hopefully 2014 will be rays of sunshine and progress and happiness to make up for the sludge that was 2013. Some prominent video game characters are with me on this. Let’s check in.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Lara Croft, Tomb Raider Buy new outfits cause this one is getting really dirty. Any Call of Duty protagonist ever Stop following the guy in front of you and start being a leader. Max Payne Quit drinking…after this drink. Master Chief, Halo Hook up with Cortana already. GLaDOS, 
Portal Reflect internally about this obsession with other peoples’ weights. 
John Marston, Red Dead Redemption Reconnect with H25 com สล็อต the kids. Mario Propose and invest in a high-tech security system; become one with the cat. Ellie, The Last of Us Learn to swim. w69 slot Isabelle, Animal Crossing Take a day off. Michael, GTA V Find a new therapist. Kaitlin Greenbriar, Gone Home Mind your own business for once. Your general manager, NBA 2K14 Save up money for a big purchase later. Like setting your starting rotations. Any assassin in any Assassin’s Creed Find a new job, the last one nearly killed you. 
*** Team Kotaku and u31.com เข้าสู่ระบบ I had fun making some of these up, but please don’t let our bad jokes stop there. Take it away! And Happy New Year, everyone.
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