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Doom modder puts the Slayer in true hell_ A minimum-wage fast food job that's 'psychological warfare

Published on January 01, 0001

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31 years ago, Edge magazine's review of the original Doom plaintively asked why you couldn't talk to the monsters, in a moment that has become enshrined alongside 'guy is bad at Cuphead' and 'man cheats at Sekiro' in games w69 slot ทาง เข้า​ journalism history. Thing is, though, Edge had a point. Actually, it didn't w69 slot ทางเข้า​ go far enough. Not only should we be able to talk to the monsters, we [[link]] should be able to break bread with them, to welcome them into our homes under the sacred law of hospitality.

The mod—or WAD, really, but let's stick to language we're all familiar with—sticks you behind the counter at a familiar fast food venue. Your task: to give the customers the precise numbers of fries and "borgor" they ask for. Simple enough, but it all gets exponentially more complicated the longer you go on.

By the time you've fulfilled a few dozen orders, your customers are asking for 300+ fries and 200+ borgor, and you'll have to painstakingly click the correct number of times to keep them happy. Also, some of them just want to use the bathroom. The author calls it "psychological warfare only rivalled by the likes of Desert Bus or that one mission from Dying Light 2."

In the announcement post, SlendyMawn says the project took them "about half a week" to gin up, which I find a bit astounding. Not only does the mod accurately capture the general malaise of working the night shift at a minimum-wage fast-food job, complete with [[link]] an exhaustively detailed restaurant in which to ply your greasy wares and a "Put The Fries In The Bag remix" of Doom's music, but there are multiple layers to its madness. Successfully serve 100 customers and you'll get promoted to regional manager, ascending to the heady heights of [[link]] fast-casual aristocracy and never having to do real work again.

(Image credit: Bethesda / SlendyMawn / McDonald's)

Except serving 100 customers would take, per SlendyMawn, "hours," and you have to do it all in one go. Loading a save just gets you incinerated, which I can neither confirm nor deny is a policy in actual fast-food employee contracts.

So, you know, good luck. If you want to put the w69 slot เครดิตฟรี 188 บาท​ fries in the bag, you'll need and DOOM2.wad, both of which are very easy to get your hands on.

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